But please note, simple doesn't have to mean dull. I'm looking for a partner-in-crime who enjoys the soon and isn't afraid to step on the dancefloor from time-to-time. Don't worry if you have 'two left feet' - I spent six years training at the Gangnam-Style School of Dance, and can teach you how to do the hokey pokey for a nominal fee. During the day, I can be found sitting in an office cubicle, feverishing tapping my dating for 13 year olds websites
with hopes of getting a new high score on Candy Things to write about yourself on a dating site.
My Ideal Date Alcohol and feigned indifference. Not sure why, but they just make me feel so good inside.